Philadelphia Slick

Man ya didn't get close Hit the mute on the 'mote Tube wanna gloat Bomb those convos cool on the jokes You ain't the Three Stooges you freaking the folk Tap my shoulder like "I got ill prices" All ya little skits got life's lil' slices MARVELOUS I know where to get my laughs at no bottom how postmodern abstract Let's all focal group right now hurry up get your glasses on your pens out What's Phil Slick to you? What do you really feel when them mutherfuckers spit the truth? "Sometimes, I can't understand what he says raps too fast, its trapped in the muddiness" THANKS We appreciate your feed we'll be back yo Billy Mays - rest in peace Chorus: Stock on the shelves shelves in a row Rows on a grid and the grid's in store Store's in a district that's for the shmos that blast you 24/7 at your home Home's in a market Markets need flow Flow is all stagnant 'cause everything slow To slow all the slow You gotta spend dough and that's good cause Everything Must GO Candies, cookies, cakes produced get a close up shot and they say they Proust So delicious So lovely so sweet so hungry all of a sudden let's go eat Drop Anchor Fast food easy hitter this aint the fifties fuck ya TV dinner run from the fam fast like that meep meep critter HD picture perfect sleep see pitchers Clock on the countdown Sales on the outbound Citynitz sticks you an itty bit with browntown How now The special's on special eight outta thirty the devil gonna get you Etudes are bent too Sing along bankers It'll sound better coming outta Paul Anka Thank ya! When I need a pickup truck I'll see you in hell when I actually give a what. Chorus Workers in the back room orders on the fax new jack internets Everything Must H2-Cooler-0 Orders for the snack Two cream Two sugar Go Go Go Left inside coat pocket for the flask auto dial headset Everything Must Fifty bang on you got the one in your grasp You know what that means JUST GO Two for five four for nine Six for twelve Rush delivery: an instant sell You are now bidding with the best Wind Propelled Rap Product ill plus all the whistle-bells WINNER!! Choose your own shipper in no time you'll be cooking Slick Home Dinners It Slices It Dices It Flows It Sings Hurry Order Everything Must Go! Chorus